After a long absence, the one-eyed, one-legged man with hairy pinna returns. As per usual this is an editorial so the opinions are once again unbound.
30 Days of Night Red Snow #1
Ben Templesmith decides to draw more Vampires before the movie comes out.
All New Atom #15
A small asian man punches stuff and Wizard gives it awards. HOORAH!
Amazing Spider-Man #544 (One More Day Begins)
Dead deady mcDead deadness with a side of deadosity covered in deadtivity with a light wife topping
Annihilation Conquest Wraith #3
Is the blue skinned emo boy the savior of the Kree? Or is it the raccoon with the machine gun?
Archie Double Digest #182
Just imagine what Archie would look like if they redid his appearance like Betty and Veronica and you’ll pretty much have Carroll Bilbrey.
Batman Gothic TP(New Edition)
Yes, the guy who wears his underpants on the outside of his tights is soooo goth.
Black Canary Wedding Planner
Plan A for Mister Queen: Holla, WE WANT PRE-NUP!
Black Mist #1
It’s going to be hard to read with that.
The Boys #10
Thar be beating to be had!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 8 #6
Watch Faith get her Eliza on(Little joke) and Giles get his ‘enry ‘iggins
Captain America : The Chosen #1
OH SNAP! HE’S ALIVE! j/k
Checkmate Vol. 2 Pawn Breaks TP
They don’t know how to take care of their stuff(I’m talking to you DC)
City of Others #4
Other what exactly? Cockatoos?
For the fastest man alive it sure took him long enough to catch up with his successor’s murderers.
Daredevil: Battlin Jack Murdock #4
Mr. Murdock He dead.
Dark Xena #4
Oh NOS! The Cylons are attacking!
Death Valley Vol. 1 TP
The Undertaker makes a special guest appearance
Detective Comics #836
Guess who wrote this. NOT DINI!
DMZ Vol. 3 Public Works TP
GAWD does it suck to be a reporter in New York.
Doktor Sleepless #2
Trust fund baby likes to play dress up!
Eva Daughter of the Dragon One Shot
Hope it’s better than those other Daughters of the Dragon
Gwen Stacy can’t stay alive to save her life…..um yeah
bugs bugs they’re good for the heart, the more you eat the more ya…
Orson Welles, Oja Kodar, Elmyer, and Clifford Irving have nothing to do with this
Fantastic Four and Power Pack #3
Does getting eaten by Galactus counts as child endangerment?
FLCL Vol. 1 GN
Fooling and Cooling and..robot explode from brain now!
Frank Frazetta’s Death Dealer #4
Dealing death since 1725
GI Joe Special Missions: The Enemy
Did anyone else ever think the Joes were really gullible for falling falling for all those lame disguises the Cobras used?
Incredible Hulk #110
Big secret about the Hulk revealed HERE! Amadeus Cho reveals all!
Infinity Inc. #1
Steel flys behind his niece for a better view
Iron & The Maiden #2
Oh the cleverness of comic titles, my amazement is unbound
Iron Man Enter the Mandarin #1
Want to see what a Bruce Timm Iron Man cartoon might look like? Check this out!
Jonah Hex #23
Do not mess with this guy. He will beat you to a pulp and call you Sally
Justice League Unlimited #37
Insert Clerks joke here
Lobster Johnson The Iron Prometheus #1
About time this guy got his own book.
Lucha Libre #1
It’s time for some wrastlin’
Madame Mirage #2
Paul Dini is writing this instead of Detective. Batman fanboys weep longingly.
Marvel Adventures Spider-Man #31
Spidey meets the Human Torch and Pyro
Metal Men #2
Art to astound and amaze, Story to hem and haw
Say it loud say it pround: He will kill you by punching out your brains
MPD Psycho Vol. 2 TP
No beer and tv make Homer go crazy
Ms. Marvel #19
Greg Horn must have the best job ever!
Ms. Marvel Vol. 2 Civil War TP
Ms. Marvel beats the crap out of Spider-Woman number 2
Negative Burn #12
Read it! Because I didn’t!
New Excalibur #23
Oh what will that crazy Claremont think up next?
New Line Cinemas Tales of Horror #1
Their budget for Mortal Kombat Annihilation is story one
New Warriors #4
X-Men rejects and other losers come together to fight back
Vigilante guest stars and no one buys the book
OH MY Goddess Vol. 6 TP
Yeah, they’re a bit slow at putting this one out
Batman chooses his team and Judd Winick’s line-up is decimated
Painkiller Jane #3
Quesada must just be sighing and slapping his head
Plague of the Living Dead #4
Avatar loves that George Romero
The Pro (New Printing)
Ennis == teh man
Special Order Alert!
Punisher MAX Vol. 8 Widowmaker TP
I guess that could be Frank Castles alter ego too huh?
Punisher War Journal Vol. 1 Civil War TP
Count up the dead bodies per issue. It’s fun.
Red Star Vol. 3 Prison of Souls TP
Get the other two first!
I didn’t expect this book to run this long so I’m out of scalp jokes
Sentences: The Life of M.F. Grimm HC
Read it for me!
Shanna the She-Devil: Survival of the Fittest #2
She Hulk #21
Slott’s last issue!
Snakewoman Vol. 2 Tale of the Snake Charmer #3
Longest running Virgin series!
oh how sad
Spider-Man Family Back in Black Digest TP
I hate that F.N. Spider-Man!
Star Trek Klingons Blood Will Tell #5
Buy this and learn Klingon!
Star Trek Year Four #2
That be a lot of numbers!
Steve Niles’ Strange Cases #1
This is going to be cool….hopefully
Strange embrace #4
Super Villain Team Up Modok’s 11 #3
The big headed one commands you buy his book upon penalty of humiliation
She’s a titan now too?
Supergirl and The Legion of Superheroes The Dominator War TP
Watch Mark Waid craft a space war epic!
Thorn in the Side GN
Transformers Megatron Origin #3
This story features a manufacturing plant. In this issue: THE PAINT JOB
True Story Swear to God #8
That’s as sin?
White Tiger #6
Y The Last Man #58
DOUBLE $%&@ing FINALLY!